Well Luke, I’m sure you realize we can’t simply lend you all the money. And from Tottenham hale I can jump on the overland which would take me to stansted airport.ĭo you mind if I ask you what are you doing? If I change at green park onto the Victoria line and I take the Victoria line sort of north bound and then go to Tottenham Hale. I was sure this gorilla was gonna rip my head off !Ĭouldn’t you have looked for your oyster card before you got here? I could hear his steps pounding on the ground as he chased after me through the mansion. I touched him briefly on the back of the hand. I reached out my hand and touched the gorilla. Gorilla was smiling at me with his big teeth. It doesn’t mean that I cried during the night and pissed myself – No. I just really felt the urge to reach through the cage and touch its fur. The fur of the gorilla looked so fine and so soft. There was this cage at the end of the corridor tempting me just by its presence. The cages were so clean by the time I finished you could see your own reflection on the floor. Never mind ! never mind ! Just google it. I hadn’t seen one of those for donkey’s years. What on earth could be behind this curtain ! Leopard with no spots – I think it was a puma.ĭuck with a round head with no beak on the end. To be honest, I’m already getting curious about the animal at the end of the corridor. I can’t emphasize this point more seriously. Let’s get in the taxi and let me show you my hairy animals. I’m a collector of rare endangered animal species. It’s a pleasure to make your acquaintance. I was just adapting my teaching style for my class. Maybe we should introduce ourselves and get acquainted. I think it’s good to be on first name terms with homeless people. I’m going to try and throw in some characters into the story.Īs far as I know, you can’t really eat anything with your eyes.Ĭan you spare me 10p governor, for a cup of tea ?
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I still have to try and find windows of time in my otherwise busy life. It doesn’t mean that I can just give up my day job. Just sort of stream of consciousness – English jazz cakes. Maybe this is a new revolutionary method of teaching English as a foreign language. What new approaches to teaching methodologies are being used. Let’s see some of the pedagogical techniques that he’s using in his podcast. ….Academic director, Publishing director, who is checking out the public blog. In the light of the fact that I won this competition. I’m going to have to put you under arrest. I think you’ll find that that contravenes section 134 of the puppies act. Lets say the police overheard you talking about puppies.Ĭan I make an inquiry as to the nature of this rendezvous? You are incapable of dealing with the booking so I’m leaving. That’s why now I can’t get my head together ! I’d like it to book a table for tomorrow evening. Maybe it causes a rift in space time continuum. Bye bye bye! (TRANSCRIPT BELOW) Language Extracts with Vocabulary (thanks to Jack) – TRANSCRIPT BELOW THIS LIST Swearing is ok with your close friends, in private or when you’re playing football.
You should remember that swearing (using rude words) is VERY RUDE in the WRONG SITUATIONS! Don’t swear in English class, in job interviews, in front of priests, when you are in polite company or if you meet the Queen, etc. As you listen, try to spot some English which might be useful for you.
I use a variety of expressions, accents and verb forms in the episode. There is a long, rambling introduction and then the story begins at 16:20 I hope you enjoy it and realise that it is great listening practice for you. It is quite challenging and fun for me to improvise stories like this. To improvise something means to just make it up on the spot, without planning or preparing in advance. In this episode I decided to improvise a story.
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There is a full transcript to this episode below. I recommend that you listen to the story several times as a way of enjoying and understanding it more. Listen to Luke tell you a rather bizarre story about an adventure involving a pink gorilla and a number of other characters. A dramatic story about an encounter with a massive pink animal.